IT'S MY DADDY! Look I've drew a picture! It's me on the potty! XD Posted over a year ago

That's absurd ! YOU'RE ABSURD ! Haha Posted over a year ago

Dumbledore: *phone beeps* oh! thats me! oh no, its a text from umbridge. it says: we need to talk, semi colon right parentheses. Snape: Oh i TOTALLY don't envy you right now..ha a ha a ha....*phone beeps* oh! thats me! its a bbm from umbridge! it says: are you with dumbledore did he get my text? oh great now you've dragged ME into this? Umbridge: did you get mah text? Dumbledore: uhh yeah uuhhh...Umbridge:Well, you didn't text me back. Posted over a year ago

jellify! ugh! *comes back later* who knew the countercurse was just "unjellify"? Posted over a year ago

hehehehehe I'm watching act 1 part 5! funny! Posted over a year ago

Please join my Joe moses fan club :) Thanks

link Posted over a year ago

Hey lupin want to go look at the full moon with me? haha zombie!

My favorite characters are draco, lupin, snape and ron. Hilarious =) Posted over a year ago

You have a poop nose now.
Get it off get the poo off me! Posted over a year ago

love this club.....who elses fave is lupin XD? Posted over a year ago

i wonder what would happen if i just... broke your fingers... then you wouldn't be able to play the guitar anymore, and all of your friends would leave you alone and you'd be just like umbridge.... 'cept umbridge can kick yo ass!!! Posted over a year ago

Dear Papa

I am writing to inquire about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to you on the very first day of school and I am anxiously waiting it's return with your signature on it. But-b-but don't rush daddy. Missing out on trips like this allows me more times to write letters to you....

Awwwww <3 Poor Draco Posted over a year ago

(ginny lets go of rons hand) FREEDOM!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

Next time I need a permission slip or need to get out of an assignment I might just use the "I'm Harry Potter" excuse Posted over a year ago

I'm gonna pwn this pony! Posted over a year ago

I know it seems impossible,
we’ve been thrown off our track.
But if we can’t move forward,
why shouldn’t we… move back?
*audience gasps and fangirls* Posted over a year ago

"Harry watch out that's Sirius Black"

"Take this you bastard Aloha Mora!" Posted over a year ago

"Guess who gets to be your new Headmaster now??!!!"

"Me?!"

"Snape?"

"No! Me! Your mama. UMBRIDGE!!" Posted over a year ago

cause Im Harry Freakin Potter!!

Poor malfoy. His father doesnt love him :( Posted over a year ago

My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise Mudbloods and gingers. I hate Gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents do you want to be my friend? Posted over a year ago

didya get my text? Posted over a year ago

You can't disapparte inside Hogwarts right?!

Right!

Right!! Dammit!! *kicks Hermione* Posted over a year ago

I was watching Unwrapped on the Food Channel and they showed how to make Red Vines. It made my day. Posted over a year ago

What did you get?
Defeat....
Posted over a year ago

im Remus freaking.... forget it... HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW! Posted over a year ago

I heard a dementor kissed her and it DIED. Posted over a year ago

IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A F*CKING ELF!!! Posted over a year ago

I'm Harry Freaking Potter! Posted over a year ago

Who looks stupid now?!

You do. Posted over a year ago

Favorite way to say 'red wines' in a German accent? Posted over a year ago

hermione can't draw Posted over a year ago

Lucius: OMG! Umbridge, stop texting me! Umbridge: Did you get mah text? Posted over a year ago

Oh my God, Dumbledore? Why you being such a lousy boyfriend?! Posted over a year ago

SECOND POST! Red Vines for all of us cool people! *gives you a red vine package* Posted over a year ago

Red Vines: What the hell can't they do? Posted over a year ago