Don't be dissing the REDVINES!
I heard a Dementor kissed her, AND IT DIED!
Harry: Hogwarts is bigger than any of us.
It was here long before us, and it'll be here long after we're gone. I have a feeling we're going to see our kids come here. That's the thing about Hogwarts. No matter how long you're away, there will always be a way back.
Ron: Did somebody say Ron Weasley? Sorry it took me so long to get here I had to get some Floo Powder. We gotta get going, get your trunk, let's go.
Harry: Where are we going?
Ron: To Diagon Alley of course!
Harry: Cool!
Both: FLOO POWDER POWER! FLOO POWDER POWER! FLOO POWDER POWER!
Ron: God, Hermione, why do you have to be such a buzzkill!
Hermione: Because guys, school's not all about having fun! We need to study hard if we want to be good witches and wizards!
Ginny: Ron! You were supposed to take me to Madam Malkins and use those sickles mom gave you for my robes today!
Harry: Uh, who's this?
Ron: This is stupid little dumb sister Ginny, she's a freshman. Ginny this is Harry. Harry Potter. He is Harry Potter.
Ginny: Oh. You're Harry Potter! You're the boy who lived!
Harry: Yeah, and you're Ginny.
Ginny: It's Ginevra.
Harry: Cool, Ginny's fine.
Ron: Stupid sister! Never crowd the famous friend! (fake slaps)
Hermione: Do you guys hear music or something?
Harry: Music? What are you talking about?
Ron: Yeah, someone's coming.
Ginny: Oh! Who's that?
Ron: That's Cho Chang - that's the girl Harry's totally been in love with since freshman year.
Hermione: Yeah, but he won't say anything to her.
Ron: Yeah, you never tell a girl you like her, it makes you look like an idiot!
Ginny(walks up to Lavender Brown): Konnichiwa, Cho Chang. It is good to meet you. I am Ginny Weasley.
Lavender: BITCH, I ain't Cho Chang!
Ron: That's Lavender Brown! RACIST SISTER!(fake slaps.)
Cho(walks up): It's alright! I'm Cho Chang y'all.
Harry: Man, she is totally perfect!
Ron: Yeah, too bad she's dating Cedric Diggory though, huh?
Harry: What? Who the hell is Cedric Diggory? What is that? Who is this guy?
Ron: I hate that guy! I hate him! So are we gonna get those robes or not?
I heard a Dementor kissed her, AND IT DIED!
Harry: Hogwarts is bigger than any of us.
It was here long before us, and it'll be here long after we're gone. I have a feeling we're going to see our kids come here. That's the thing about Hogwarts. No matter how long you're away, there will always be a way back.
Ron: Did somebody say Ron Weasley? Sorry it took me so long to get here I had to get some Floo Powder. We gotta get going, get your trunk, let's go.
Harry: Where are we going?
Ron: To Diagon Alley of course!
Harry: Cool!
Both: FLOO POWDER POWER! FLOO POWDER POWER! FLOO POWDER POWER!
Ron: God, Hermione, why do you have to be such a buzzkill!
Hermione: Because guys, school's not all about having fun! We need to study hard if we want to be good witches and wizards!
Ginny: Ron! You were supposed to take me to Madam Malkins and use those sickles mom gave you for my robes today!
Harry: Uh, who's this?
Ron: This is stupid little dumb sister Ginny, she's a freshman. Ginny this is Harry. Harry Potter. He is Harry Potter.
Ginny: Oh. You're Harry Potter! You're the boy who lived!
Harry: Yeah, and you're Ginny.
Ginny: It's Ginevra.
Harry: Cool, Ginny's fine.
Ron: Stupid sister! Never crowd the famous friend! (fake slaps)
Hermione: Do you guys hear music or something?
Harry: Music? What are you talking about?
Ron: Yeah, someone's coming.
Ginny: Oh! Who's that?
Ron: That's Cho Chang - that's the girl Harry's totally been in love with since freshman year.
Hermione: Yeah, but he won't say anything to her.
Ron: Yeah, you never tell a girl you like her, it makes you look like an idiot!
Ginny(walks up to Lavender Brown): Konnichiwa, Cho Chang. It is good to meet you. I am Ginny Weasley.
Lavender: BITCH, I ain't Cho Chang!
Ron: That's Lavender Brown! RACIST SISTER!(fake slaps.)
Cho(walks up): It's alright! I'm Cho Chang y'all.
Harry: Man, she is totally perfect!
Ron: Yeah, too bad she's dating Cedric Diggory though, huh?
Harry: What? Who the hell is Cedric Diggory? What is that? Who is this guy?
Ron: I hate that guy! I hate him! So are we gonna get those robes or not?
