Favorite Quote/Line?

Pretty much all of Draco's lines are fabulous. My absolute favourite, though, would have to be the Pigfarts dialogue:

"Now you're just being cute. I can't GO to Pigfarts. It's ON MARS. You need a rocketship! Do you have a rocket ship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this! Look at this. Look at Rocket Ship Potter! StarKid Potter, Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!"

Besides that whole scene where Draco explains Pigfarts . . . Oh, there are too many to count. One random part I really like for some reason is when Draco does somehthing bad and Snape's all, "TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!" That was so funny!

"Quirrel, I learned one thing when I had my body. I learned that life is messy and complicated and it doesn't turn out the way you think it should. You'd think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes people dead."-Voldemort

"I'm not a baby, I'm 12!"-Harry

"When I rule the world, I'll plant FLOWERS!"-Quirrel

I love all the Voldie/Quirrel moments.^^

ok, i love it way to much to chose 1 so i will tell you 10 of MY fav parts (btw, they are not in order):

1. i want hermione granger!and a rocketship!(malfoy)

2. i CANT go to Pigfarts, its on mars! (malfoy)

3.10 points to dumbledore! (dumbledore)

4. yes i KNOW quirrel, i here everything YOU here (voldy)

5. "lets make plans" "evil plans?" "no, casual plans" (voldy and quirrel)

6. this cloak isnt as big as it uesd to be! (ron)

7. "so goyle, who do you think is the ugliest girl in school?" "uhh, buckbeak, for sure!" "crabbe?" "uhh..winky the house elf!" "good one"(malfoy, crabbe and goyle)

8. did you just say did he just say dragons? (snape)

9. "did you just hear something?" "no, only quiet. maybe 1 raindrop" (malfoy and goyle)

10. "do you who i think is the ugliest girl in school? that hermione granger. you know what id give her,on a scale of 1 to 10. 1, 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty... id give her an 8.and 8.5. or a 9.but not NOT over a 9.8 because there is always room for improvement. not everyones perfect, like me. thats why I am holding out for a 10! because im worth it! (malfoy)

Oh most definably Dumbledore and "What the Hell is a Hufflepuff!?!?"

When Rumbleroar says:"RUMBLEROAR!" and the they disappear off to Pigfarts...

Draco: "Hermione Granger! And a spaceship!"

Plus of course all the Quirrel and Voldy moments/quotes, those cuties! :D

Mine is wen Ginny walks over after those girls sing the Cho Chang song and shes like, "Ni hoa Cho Chang!Um,my name is Ginny Weasely and um well yeah so,bye!Ron;Thats not Cho Chang!Thats Lavender Brown u rasist sister!" he then slaps her thats soooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!:D

"Pigfarts, Pigfarts here I come! Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum."

"That is a BOSS Zefron poster."

Cedric: Hufflepuffs are good finders.
Dumbledore: What the h*** is a Hufflepuff?

"I want Hermoine Granger...and a rocket ship."
"I'm the Boy Who Lived, not the Boy Who Died!" (its along those lines, not completely sure if its right or not)

"hey you"
... the simplest quote but the funniest (not to mention im IN LOVE with Voldemort)

THERE ARE MANY!
"Yea youll be the one who's totally awesome!!!" -Goyle
"Ah! Ginger!" -Snape
"Harry, You got this tournament in the bag",
"I dunno man Cedric Diggory, he's pretty awesome. NOT! HE SUCKS were totally guna win it!" -Ron and Harry

"Pig Farts, Pig Farts, here i come, pig farts pig farts, yum yum yum"- Draco
"Dont suggest a giant slide, or a trampoline, because we've already tried those." - Voldemort.
"Get me some nasonex you SWINE!" - Voldemort to Quirrel
"Dumbledore?! What an old Coot! He's nothing like RUmbleroar" "RUMBLEROAR" "Rumbleroar's the headmaster at pigfarts, he's a lion, who can talk"- Draco
"YOU LITTLE SHIT! ah that is so embaressing! thats the second time its happend!" - Voldemort
"And its guna be totally awesome" -pretty much everyone
"b*tch i aint Cho Chang!"- Lavender Brown
"What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?"- Dumbledore
‎"Look at this! look at this! Rocket ship Potter!Star kid Potter! mOON SHOESPotter!Traversing the Galaxies! Intergallactic travels to Pigfarts!"
- Draco
"hey no fair! my legs are jelly!" - Goyle
""beautiful? more like Super-mega-foxy- awesome-hot!" - Harry
"oh just give them all B minus's and get on with it!"
"oh thats evil"
'thanks well i am the Dark Lord." - Quirrel and Voldemort
"maybe maybe thats why you are so evil..."
"yeah MAYBE...i always thought it was just because Muggles and Mudbloods make me sick to my stumach but a . but yea i guess you could be right..." - Quirrel and Voldemort
‎"oh my god! granger i thought you were a boggart!that was terrifying!"- Dumbledore

Snape- it's too late for me now. Before I go I need to tell you there is another horcrux
hermione- but how can that be. All six have been distroyed
snape- no no there's another one
Ron- o I really hope it isn't an Ashley Tisdale poster. I can't deal with that
Snape- the medalian
Harry- it doesn't say anything
snape- give it to granger
hermione- it says there is on right here but I don't understand
snape- Harry the night voldimort killed your parents he try to distroy you but his body was distroyed instead. When that happens part of his soul was blasted " touches Harry on the nose with hook" into you. Voldimort can never truely die until all the horcruxes have been destroyed
hermione- but if Harry's a horcrux does that mean Harry's got to be destroyed
Ron- there's got to be another way
snape- no. Potter I'll show you what you need to do. Watch very carefully "dies"
malfoy- he didn't do anything
Harry- that's because he's dead you dumb mother...